KevinSmith (ThatKevinSmith)

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

DENTON! Almost there! Apologies for not starting at 8:30 but there's a bad accident on 35E. Be patient, please... https://t.co/gXyqTpKzYC

DENTON! Almost there! Apologies for not starting at 8:30 but there's a bad accident on 35E. Be patient, please... https://t.co/gXyqTpKzYC

KevinSmith (ThatKevinSmith)

DENTON! Almost there! Apologies for not starting at 8:30 but there's a bad accident on 35E. Be patient, please... https://t.co/gXyqTpKzYC

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KevinSmith (ThatKevinSmith)

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