It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Oh. My. GAWD!!! I just got a @starwars Oscar screener! I’d like to thank the Academy... https://t.co/b2HxowvIQo

Oh. My. GAWD!!! I just got a @starwars Oscar screener! I’d like to thank the Academy... https://t.co/b2HxowvIQo

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