It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Game 1 @EdmontonOilers vs @AnaheimDucks at the @HondaCenter! Hockey Night in Anaheim starts NOW!!! @NHL https://t.co/q0s7htX6Tx

Game 1 @EdmontonOilers vs @AnaheimDucks at the @HondaCenter! Hockey Night in Anaheim starts NOW!!! @NHL https://t.co/q0s7htX6Tx

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